Planet Striker

Fabian de Guisson

A huge talent with an ego to match, assistant coach Fabian was a skilful winger who could just as easily put a girl to bed as a game. However he still has nightmares about a romantic encounter in 2001 that went horribly wrong when a pair of beautiful-but-bonkers twin groupies handcuffed him to a bed before introducing him to their 18-stone mother. The consequence of that encounter? A boy called Romeo.